1. The community of people in which I have the least in common with is Tumblr.
2. I’m old, but not as old as I claim. Though Tumblr makes me feel way older.
3. Everyone loves porn. Everyone.
4. You cannot believe any photo or story if it’s being passed around on Tumblr. Any. Of. Them.
5. “Signal Boosting” is the best way to make yourself feel good without doing a damn thing to help at all.
6. Add GIFs to everything.